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Dear Pals,
Law abiding people of every culture and creed are always looking for a reason to celebrate.
And most of them, will celebrate with an adult beverage, in moderation, of course.
As a matter of fact, once upon a time "Big Mule" and "Liberal Larry" wrote a book at my direction that contained 365-Drink Recipes.
It was called The Everyday Guide To Celebrations.
Our thinking was simple...there is something to celebrate every day.
Like John Wayne's Birthday.
He was born as Marion Robert (changed later to Mitchell) Morrison in Winterset, Iowa on May 26, 1907.
We created a drink called the One-Eyed Fat Man in honor of the Duke's Academy Award winning portrayl of that famous justice dispenser, Marshal Rooster Cogburn in True Grit.
Now I come before you with a GREAT IDEA and a brand new reason for all law abiding people to get together on July 20th. and celebrate...a new PC-American-Mexican Holiday...
Adios Pancho! Day
It's a Pancho Celebration (PC) to fondly remember the 87th anniversary of July 20, 1923 - when the community organizer, El Caudillo, socialist thug, bandit, America-invading and US citizen-murderer Pancho Villa was gunned down by his fellow Mexicans.
Chihuahua! Nice shootin' Amigos!
Recalling that event every July 20th would give the really good, hardworking Americans of Mexican ancestry a golden opportunity to send a clear message to the illegal Mexican thugs, drug dealers, scoff-laws and their "anchor babies," who are currently gaming the American system.
This would go a long way toward NOT giving all the truly good law-abiding American-Mexican USA citizens a bad name.
Here's a little bit of background information about good old Pancho from Wikipedia, please read it.
The (Parenthetical Italics within Pancho's story are my personal editorial observations)
At the end, I'll give you my rationale as to why Pancho Viia is deserving of his very special rememberance in a kind of well-deserved Villa-fication!
(Looks like Pancho practiced Identity Theft! Part of Pancho's aggressive behavior problem may be rooted in the fact that his name Doroteo conjugates to Dorothy. So he was kinda like the "Boy Named Sue" that Johnny Cash sang about. Pissed off from the git go!)
As commander of the División del Norte (Division of the North), he was the veritable Caudillo of the Northern Mexican state of Chihuahua which, given its size, mineral wealth, and proximity to the United States of America, provided him with extensive resources. Villa was also provisional Governor of Chihuahua in 1913 and 1914.
Although he was prevented from being accepted into the "panteón" of national heroes until some 20 years after his death, today his memory is honored by Mexicans, Americans, and many people around the world.
( Mostly the kind of people who identify with thievery, law breaking, murder and mayhem. The same kind of people who point out that Hitler made the Autobahn possible and that ACORN has some good points.)
In addition, numerous streets and neighborhoods in
Villa and his supporters, known as Villistas, seized hacienda land for distribution to peasants and soldiers. He robbed and commandeered trains, and, like the other revolutionary generals, printed fiat money to pay for his cause.
(Looks like a thieving, robbing and wealth-redistributing community organizing socialist to me!
Someday maybe we'll have Al Capone Avenue in Chicago or Faisal Shahzad Plaza in NYC?)
Villa's dominance in northern
(That's PC-talk for lousy military leadership. Pancho was a loser.)
On 9 March 1916, General Villa ordered nearly 500 Mexican members of his revolutionary group to make a cross-border attack against
(Somebody has to pay for buying those bad bullets, no?)
They attacked a detachment of the 13th Cavalry Regiment (
18 Americans and about 80 Villistas were killed.
(That's 4.4 dead Mexican cross-border invaders for every 1 New Mexico citizen killed. Pancho and his muchachos must still have been shooting blanks! Chihuahua!! )
On 15 May, they attacked
After Villa's famous raid on
(Young officer, George S. Patton, Jr. just missed shooting Villa in one account from the campaign. Too bad, if GSP, Jr., had shot that murdering bastard, he'd have made General a lot sooner.)
Villa retired in 1920 and was given a large estate which he turned into a "military colony" for his former soldiers. In 1923, he decided to re-involve himself in Mexican politics and as a result was assassinated, most likely on the orders of Obregon.
(So a life of murder, thievery and a myriad of assorted crime "almost paid" for Pancho. Chihuahua!! )
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Here's why we need to create Adios Pancho! Day.
1. Pancho Villa was a community organizer/politician/thief/private property seizer/wealth redistributor - sounds like an earlier age Obama-style wealth redistributing socialist liberal progressive butthead to me. If Pancho were here today, he could work for the SEIU!
2. Pancho printed his own worthless fiat money - sounds just like the US Treasury under Tim "The Elf" Geithner and The Fed of Ben Berhnanke.
3. Pancho illegally crossed the border and invaded America at Columbus, New Mexico - setting up a great precedent for millions of his fellow illegal alien countrymen to follow. He killed US Citizens with impunity. Sounds just like today down 'ol Arizona way.
Why? Pancho was pissed off because he bought defective bullets - this may confirm the persistent rumor among the senoritas of his day, that Pancho was always "shooting blanks."
4. Pancho Villa is the archetype for the modern day Mexican illegal alien scoff-laws, drug dealers, cross-border murdering invaders from south of the Rio Grande, -- that would be, from Mexico, for the geographically challenged.
5. Pancho escaped the chase by General Pershing...so he was one Wiley Coyote and Speedy Gonzales!. Pancho might have been the original Frito Bandito!
There is no doubt that we should celebrate the day that this murdering thug invader S.O.B. was gunned down by his own Mexican people.
I wonder if Pancho was shooting blanks that day too.
So, let's all get together on July 20, 2010 and celebrate the 87th Anniversary of the day Pancho left the planet. Let's all get together from coast-to-coast and border-to-border and yell in one loud
and proud American Citizen voice...
"Adios Pancho!"
Maybe Dos Equis with their "Most Interesting Man In The World" could be the national beer sponsor along with Fritos for the leetle banditos at your house and the hoods in your neighborhood.
We could even create on online contest to nominate Most Interesting Men (MIM) candidates for...
The Most Interesting Men In The World, Hall of Fame and Shame.
Pancho Villa could be the first inductee into The Shame Wing.
Contest winners in the in-bar promotions of the "Pancho Villa Look-Alike Contest" can win a FREE ticket to Mexico to see the site were Pancho bit the big enchilada.
Chihuahua!!
Whaddya think?
Who wants to get together on July 20, 2010 and yell,
"Adios Pancho!"
Birk, Commonsensetarian, Citizen of the Republic, Mob of One, Buff, Tuff and taking no Guff
PS: In all modesty, I must announce my intentions to decline the soon-to-be-incoming deluge and overwhelming groundswell of public opinion supporting me, your humble blogger, to be the first inductee into The Fame Wing of The Most Interesting Men In The World Hall of Fame and Shame.
I just feel there must be someone so much more deserving than me.
And, my family, friends and everyone I know agrees with that conclusion.
Rarely have I seen such consensus.
PS 2: At least I didn't shoot blanks....Oh Pancho! Oh Cisco!
Now I come before you with a GREAT IDEA and a brand new reason for all law abiding people to get together on July 20th. and celebrate...a new PC-American-Mexican Holiday...
Adios Pancho! Day
It's a Pancho Celebration (PC) to fondly remember the 87th anniversary of July 20, 1923 - when the community organizer, El Caudillo, socialist thug, bandit, America-invading and US citizen-murderer Pancho Villa was gunned down by his fellow Mexicans.
Chihuahua! Nice shootin' Amigos!
Recalling that event every July 20th would give the really good, hardworking Americans of Mexican ancestry a golden opportunity to send a clear message to the illegal Mexican thugs, drug dealers, scoff-laws and their "anchor babies," who are currently gaming the American system.
This would go a long way toward NOT giving all the truly good law-abiding American-Mexican USA citizens a bad name.
Here's a little bit of background information about good old Pancho from Wikipedia, please read it.
The (Parenthetical Italics within Pancho's story are my personal editorial observations)
At the end, I'll give you my rationale as to why Pancho Viia is deserving of his very special rememberance in a kind of well-deserved Villa-fication!
José Doroteo Arango Arámbula (5 June 1878 – 20 July 1923), better known by his pseudonym Francisco Villa or its hypocorism Pancho Villa, was one of the most prominent Mexican Revolutionary generals.
