The Wise Buddha-hahahaha

The Original Rosemary's Baby's Mom Would Have Been 90 Years Old Today!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!
You would be 90 Today!

You share the birthdate with one of my heroes, Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill, O.B.E.,
Order of the Garter ad infinitum.
 
Thanks for always being there...I can still hear your
sweet little Irish voice...
 
"What were you thinking???
Just wait until your Father gets home."

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I loved your insightful comment after the movie Rosemary's Baby came out.

"This explains so much!"

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Happy Birthday Rosemary Ann Collins Birkenmeier from the original "Rosemary's Baby!"

Please say, "Hi!" to Dad for me and please Thank him for barehandedly slapping out the fire engulfing my leg after I lit myself on fire with a sparkler that 4th of July at Joe and Grace Kauffman's way up in Ferguson, so many years ago.

My New Financial Plan Is To Win The Powerball, Mega-Millions And Missouri Lottery All In One Week.

HELLO HAPPY PEOPLE!

It's NOT about the money.

It's about getting in The Guiness Book of World Records! The BIGGEST Lottery Winner in one 7-day period.

It's about faith too!

I BELIEVE it will happen.

Then I'll have to get busy giving it away!

Money that is NOT in use is no good.

It needs to circulate...money in circuation is the "life blood of the economy."

Money CLOTS are bad. (CLOTS = Cash Languishing On The Shelf!)

I already know how to deploy the monetized asset.

I'll invest in people's dreams and visions.

But, they have to show up with good ideas and solid thinking.

They'll have to be at risk too. Some will suceed others will fail.

Who do I want to be? God?

Nope, I want to be John Barrisford Tipton.

Birk, Commonsensetarian and Citizen of the Republic

PS: This will also give me the resouces to make my ORCA and other dreams come true for people closest to me who have labored long and hard in the vineyards.

Think Capstone.

If not you...who?

If not now...when?

Should you worry about 2012??

Imhotep is coming in on a TWA flight at Scott Air Force Base on December 17, 2012 - it took off over 10 years earlier September 11, 2001 with hijackers on board.

Find out what is going to happen in The Fifth Plane - it's WHAMMY TWO in my book DOUBLE WHAMMY - get it from Amazon.com or Kindle. ISBN: 9781453824825

And if you're a non-practicing Catholic - Please come Home for Christmas. Practicing makes perfect you know!

Adeste Fidelis.

PS2: Do I have a more realistic Plan B?

Yes! PLAN B to win the most total lotteries in history before I croak on May 3, 2047.

Starting tomorrow on November 30, 2011, my Mother's 90th. Birthday. There is nothing like "The Luck of the Irish!" Mom taught me to Believe in the little people. Thanks Mom! Sorry I was "Rosemary's Baby" for so long.

They'll make a movie about it - but not "Waking Ned Devine" - I have a much better title!

I am her son and heir, the scion of St. Louis! Open the windows of heaven...let there be light. I'm ready! Practice makes perfect!

Glimpse of Glory could be created again.

NOTES: FROM TONIGHT'S COAST TO COAST CLASSROOM - George Noory and William Henry on his new book The Secret of Sion.

Sion is the New Jerusalem, it would be cool if it came to the Midwest here at the confluence of the Mississippi, Missouri and Illinois Rivers. It's magical, mystical and marvelous. Like a radiating Vortex of light!

The Revelation of the Magi - Melchiesidiech was Christ who was a time traveler - Seth tells of Adam's garment of light!

Lambs to Lions. Caterpillars to Butterflies. Birds-Eye View. Listen to your inner Damon? Thomas means twin - the rainbow body - beaming garment of light - bright ideas create bright futires here in The Lion of The Valley, St, Louis is the Gateway City after all.

Everything is possible here in St. Louis...heaven on earth!

The Dream Team That Can Usher In "Happy Days Are Here Again!" Birk's Best And Highest Use Of Talented People. Remember, If You Wish Upon A Star, It Makes No Difference Who You Are!

HELLO HAPPY PEOPLE!

I DREAMED A DREAM TEAM TO TURN AMERICA DOWNSIDE UP!

I think we may have gotten things a little backassward and upside down

- kinda like the logo of Vanzo's Mine Run University in nearby Edwardsville, Illinois.

(Where is Cookie Link?)

 

COMPENSATION FOR ALL TOP TIER FOLKS:

$300,000.00 each NET pay annually for all.

IRA, 401(k) Health Savings Account and tax table - 9-9-9 -

or flat tax/fair tax - BUT just like for you and me.

Pay for their regular lunch on most days,

just like at a Salvation Army or YMCA Meeting.

BONUS: Citizens may vote on a bonus for each person

based on their job performance at end of their term.

BONUS LEVELS:

Zero - as in NOTHING

2-years pay $600,000.00

3-years pay $900,000.00

3-years pay $900,000.00

5-years pay $1,500,000.00

6-years pay $1,800,000.00

MAXIMUM BONUS FOR SUPERLATIVE SERVICE

17 years pay $5,100,000.00 and the appreciation

of a greatful Nation.

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MAXIMUM BONUS: $5,100,000 includes the payment life time health care bills

for the person who served only submitted after Health Savings Account funds are used

first.

 

Have Major League Baseball pay for BONUS VOTING as part of the

Voting For The All Star Team in Ballparks and other ways

in the year just prior to end of their term in office.

It's NOT about the MONEY!

It's about service to America.

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HERE IS MY DREAM TEAM: ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR AMERICA.

Poet Laureate: L.D. Brodsky - because he's looked at life from both sides now.

President, Herman Cain 

Vice President, Rick Santorum

Secretary of Legislative Management, (The Office of Get 'er Done) Newt Gingrich

Secretary of Entrepreneuerial Job Creation, Mitt Romney.

Secretary of Minority Job Creation and Legalized Immigration (they are related) . This is a shocker but it's Supreme Court Justice Sonya Sotomayor - this is better than being on the Supreme Court for her.

She will inspire more young men and women here than in an office with her clerks.

Will she step down to step up?

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The Declaration of Independence and Constitutional Clarity Committee: 2-year term - Ron Paul/Dennis Kucinich/Joe Liberman, and 1- year terms for 2 Senators and 2 Congressmen and 10 common citizens drawn at randoom.

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Secretary of Family Stability, Michelle Bachman.

Secretary of Borders Security, Rick Perry.

Secretary of the Treasury - hire The CFO of Apple Computer!

Federal Reserve Chairman, Peter Benoist.

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Office of Strategic Vision, Kevin Eichner, Andy Taylor, Michio Kaku, Neal Cavuto, Ben Stein, Wayne Morris, Lawrence Sowell, Murray Wiedenbaum and 10 others they pick.

Secretaries of LEARNING: Elementary - Tom Hoerr, PhD. Technical Craftsmanship, Ben Ernst.

Secretary of Humor Robin Williams.

Under Secretaries of Humor, Lewis Black, Jimmy Kimmel and Sara Silverman.

White House Executive Chef Matt, Birkenmeier,  ***Currently of the Ritz Carlton, Rose Hall, Montego Bay, Jamaica.

 

 

 

Birk, Commonsensetarian, Citizen Of The Republic

PS: I try to be helpful.

 

PS 2: Pardon a burst of pride for my oldest son Matt, who I almost lost because I was STEWpid!

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***Chef Matt's cooked for two Presidents Of The United States thus far! He made a VERY COOL DESSERT when President Bush 43 came to the Millenium!! And, I believe he also cooked for President Clinton on a Royal Carribbean Relief run to HAITI. Matt's reports about the loss of his Haitian friend's fiancee and family inspired our "St. Louis Kids Kick In For The Kids of Haiti !" program.

Chef Matt came to Jamaica via The Disney Deam, Royal Carribbean's Liberty of the Seas, The American Queen Sternwheeler of the Inland Waterways, The Millenium Hotel's Top of the Riverfront ( Revolving Roof Top Restaurant), Monarch Restaurant and others - he started as a burger flipping fry cook at Tommy Bahn's Cousin Hugo's! 

We have so much for which to truly be THANKFUL!

Don't Worry Be Happy!

Happy Days Are Here Again!

 

LET'S GO TO WORK!

The Chimp Is In Charge Until I Get Back After Thanksgiving. Here's Just One Thought From Thoreau, (Yawn) How Boring Is That?

Hello Happy People!

I'm taking a few days off to Save The Universe, or at least my infinitely small quantum corner of it.

I'm leaving the Chimp in charge. So don't expect a lot until I get back and then expect even less.

In the meantime have a very HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Love your family..hug 'em all...even the weird cousin.

Try to be nice to each other.

Pease avoid swordplay!

Plan For A Big Christmas.

ESCHEW BLACK FRIDAY - that's a day for clueless greedy morons.

Go out on Green Wednesday instead.

Trust me the shelves are fully  loaded and IF Black Friday is "soft" because the Gloom and Doom Gremlins led by Scarey Kerry do succeed in spooking the public- then watch the markdown pens come flying out!!

Don't forget, I'm the guy who wrote:

SAVE BIG NOW !

Birk, Commonsensetarian and Citzen of the Republic

PS: Don't be afraid my fellow Citizens.

BELIEVE

As The Holy One Of Israel said,

"Act as though I am and I will be."

America is having a very bad dream right now.

We need to wake up to realize that America is heaven on earth.

Ironically, we need to WAKE UP AND DREAM and BIGGER AND BOLDER than ever before too.

But first BELIVE in God, then in ourselves, our helpmates, families, friends, neighbors and in all people of goodwill. (Is that a typo? Shit!)

Thoreau said it best - "Go confidently into the direction of your dreams! Live The life you've always imagined,"

Sounds like a great idea to me. Which reminds me - give a listen to 1430 AM, if you like those Golden Oldies and great musick like I do.

"Are you ready...yes, I'm ready...to fall in love today."

That's what I'm gonna do-be-do-be-do!

Please pass the turkey, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, dressing, gravy and football!

Hopefully into the end zone and within the "spread!"

Thank You Jesus!

See you on the other side of the Turkey!

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz...Did Birk Get An Alarming Wake Up Call? It's The Archangel Jason On Line Two. And St. Denis Left A Message, "Not Now! Go Ahead Stay Episcopalian And See If I Care!"

I'm ONLY sending this to a FEW very special Happy People -
you may pass it along to all the kind Happy People you know too.
99% of the people who get it won't read it all the way through.

99% of the people are followers. 1% are leaders.
"And Ivory Soap is 99 and 44/100 percent pure," added Larry David,
who was recently arrested for development.
 
 
Hello Happy People!
 
Not long ago, I grew very weary of demons, powers, principlalities, bullies,
problem-causers, scab-pickers and mean-spirited people who were vexing me and mine and trying to wear down the happy people who live and love in my hometown and in my native land with pettyfogging politically correct nonsense and divisive human negativity...some of which even I had caused...or at least contributed to.
 
So I prayed...
 
Dear Lord,
  
It's me, Birk, your Prodigal son 
and a joint heir with your true Son Jesus Christ.
  
Please help me, the blackest of your white sheep.
Help me to be tough-minded and tender-hearted.
  
Please send help to me, the blackest
of your white sheep.
  
Please leave the 99 and come save this lost 1.

Please change my wimpy, tepid,
fearful and often cowardly heart
to be unrelentingly helpful to others
and to fearlessly confront every problem
with clarity, courage, tenacity and rightest purpose.
 
Please hurry! Help me to work for the highest good of all.

I fear America is circling the bowl. But in YOU there is a strength that conquers all fear, for all we have to fear is fear itself. I will not limit The Holy One Of Israel.
 
Thy will be done. Thy kingdom come!
 
Thank you for all the blessings
in my life - most of all for my
long-suffering Loring.

Who is the light of my life...help
me to be the husband she deserves.
 
Amen.
 
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Then a still small voice asked me,
"Birk would you rather be:
A) The Lion of The North
B) A Tiger of Enterprise
C) A Lone Wolf
D) A Mighty Leviathan ORCA
E) Honey Badger
F) Tasmanian Devil
G) Komodo Dragon
H) Captain America
I) The Lone Ranger
J) The Spotted Dog
K) Aslan of Narnia
L) Prince Caspian
M) Pop Goes The Weasel
N) King David
O) Tom Collins
P) Butch O'Hare
Q) Frank McCord
R) Fearless NYC Fireman
S) Jimmy Doolittle
T) Harry S Truman
U) El Cid
V) St. Augustine of Hippo
W) Beowulf
X) Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill, OBE, Order Of The Garter - ad infinitum. 

Y) Mi Lord
Z) Bob Stolz 
 
PICK ANY CREATURE OR PERSON - FICTIONAL OR REAL - THAT YOU LIKE. Even Walter Mitty will do! Just do it!
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I looked at the list...
 
I said...
 
"Lord...please excuse my language,
but I don't give a shit at this point,
gimme number E...or letter 5...
gimme The Honey Badger."
 
"It sounded kinda sweet yet with a determined side.
And Randy's soccer number was 5 (Cinco! Cinco! Go Swede!) and he's the last one of my All Star hero line up of - Matt, Libby and Kurt! (Kurt Rene Lorio says, "Kurt keep your eye on the ball." Libby says, "I can't look before you leap!" Chef Matt says, "Are you sure that pincon is in tight?)
 
Thank you Lord!  
 
Well, here is The Gift God gave me
SPECIAL DELIVERY via The Archangel Jason.
 
So from now on, when trouble comes my way or bounds 
into the lives of The Happy People that I know and love,
I have decided to bring out my Irish-side wit and my sweet little German-side Honey Badger.

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
 
 
Have a very Happy Thanksgiving!
I've worked up quite an appetitite!
 
Pass me the carving knife or occam's razor!
 
Warmest personal regards,
 
Birk, SSHB (South Side Honey Badger)
 
FYI: My Pal Joe Clark, HBSS (Hill Billy Snap Shooter) shot all
the photos for Jack Daniel's - what a giant he was! His son,
Junebug Clark flew choppers in Viet Nam. Brave Dad. Brave Son.

PS: Do your think I should segue from the
ORCA Killer Whale logo to The Honey Badger?
 
Please let me have your opinion in 1-word or less.
 
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Not all Demons are bad!
 
My Father built Banshees, Demons, Voodoos, Phantoms for
McDonnell Aircraft. 
 
Planes that helped keep America Free.
 
He died at age 43. But not before they put
The First Free Man In Space - Mercury!
  
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A NEW MONROE DOCTRINE?
 
When evil doers come our way...
Just stand up tall and fearlessly say,
'Mess with me or mess with mine
And the Honey Badger will eat your spine.

Like Pumpkin Pie and Puddin' My-T-Fine!
 
Begone Satan! But I love you Lucifer! 
Why? Beats the Devil out of me! : )
 
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Help me to see the Face Of God In all men. 

Shine the light of Brotherly Love to show the lost and fallen the way home. The Eagle always prefers the olive branches to the arrows. But if all else fails, send in The Light Brigade with The Honey Badger leading at its fore.

The extraordinary ordinary people of America wish Peace on Earth to all men and women of goodwill. 'Tis the Season. Love's the Reason! Adeste Fidelis! 

Let's hope that our President Obama and his leadership team is successful in their peace fostering efforts.

As old leaders fall like dominos. Sometimes the hardest thing to do is get people to believe in themselves. And THINK for themelves 

To the libery loving people of everywhere. Have Courage!

Stand Up for Truth. Life. Love. Unity.

If not you...who?

If not now...when?

Forward 17th!

For God, Country, St. Louis and St. George!

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Which Version Of The Lord's Prayer Do You Like Best? And Is Insane Sane And Outside Insane? Huh?

Dear Pals,

VOTE FOR ONLY ONE:

DO YOU LIKE THIS ONE: VERSION A

Our Father, which art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done in earth,
As it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive them that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,

The power, and the glory,

For ever and ever.

Amen.

OR THIS ONE? VERSION B.

Our Father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done On earth,
As it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our sins,
As we forgive others.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.

Amen.

OR THIS ONE: VERSION C

Our Father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done in earth,
As it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our debts,
As we forgive our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, and power, and the glory, forever and ever.

Amen.

OR THIS MODERN ONE: VERSION D

Our Father in heaven,
   Reveal who you are.
   Set the world right;
   Do what's best— as above, so below.
   Keep us alive with three square meals.
   Keep us forgiven with you and forgiving others.
   Keep us safe from ourselves and the Devil.
   You're in charge!
   You can do anything you want!
   You're ablaze in beauty!
    Yes. Yes. Yes.

OR THIS CHILD'S ONE: VERSION E

Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name.
Your Kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as in heaven
Give us today our daily bread.
Forgive us our sins,
as we forgive those who sin against us.
Lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For the kingdom,
the power and the glory are yours.

Now and forever. Amen

OR THE ONE I HAD TO LEARN: VERSION F.

PATER noster, qui es in cœlis;
sanctificatur nomen tuum:
Adveniat regnum tuum;
fiat voluntas tua,

sicut in cœlo, et in terra.
Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie:
Et dimitte nobis debita nostra,
sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris:
et ne nos inducas in tentationem:
sed libera nos a malo.

OR THE ONE ARAB CHRISTIANS SAY: VERSION G

أَبَانَا الذِي فِي السَّمَاوَاتِ،
لِيُقَدَّسَ اسْمُكَ.
لِيَأْتِ مَلَكُوتُكَ،
لِتَكُنْ مَشِيئَتُكَ فِي الأَرْضِ كَمَا السَّمَاءِ.
ارْزُقْنَا خُبْزَنَا كَفَافَ يَوْمِنَا،
وَ اعْفُ عَنْ خَطَايَانَا،
فَإِنَّنَا نَعْفُو عَمَّنْ يُخْطِئُونَ بِحَقِّنَا.
لاَ تُعَرِّضْنَا لِلغِوَايَةِ،
بَلْ نَجِّنَا مِنَ الشِّرِيرِ.
فَلَكَ المَلَكُوتُ وَ الجَبَرُوتُ وَ المَجْدُ أَبَداً.

OR THE ARAMAIC VERSION:VERSION I

Abwoon d'bashmaya
Netqaddash shmak
Teete malkutah
Nehvwey tzevyannach aykanna d'bashmaya aph b'arha
Havlan lahma d'sunqananan yaomana
Washbwoqlan haubvayn aykana daph hnan shbvoqan l'hayyabayn

Wela tahlan le'ynesyuna. Ela patzan min bisha
Metul dilakhe malkuta wahayla wateshbuhta l'ahlam almin
Amen

 

OR THE BIRK ONE: VERSION J
Good morning Lord and blessed be your name.
It's Birk reporting in for daily duty.

Thanks for another opportunity                                                                                                         to be a friend to everyone who crosses my path today.

Let me be like Christ. Obeying your will.
Honoring and accepting your wisdom.
Give me food to enjoy and plenty to share.
Please hit the Birk Sin Reset Button (BSRB) to ZERO and give 
this Prodigal Son - the blackest of your white sheep -one more shot?
Please don't let me be tempted by the fabulous female form -  which is my Achilles LEG!
I have a beautiful Loring.

Please keep evil people away from America, my state, my city, my family and friends.
Let all those Happy People in "The Lion Of The Valley" prosper in peace under the power, protection and the glory that are yours alone.

Onward for God, Country, St. Louis and St. George!

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Okay which version did you prefer?

How many picked the "forgive the debts" English or Latin version?

You just read and said The Lord's Prayer at least, 5 maybe 6 times.

When was the last time you did that?

Birk, Commonsensetarian and Citizen of the Republic

PS: Now what are you gonna do? Don't forget in New Jersey it is: forgive and faggidaboutit! Let it go.

The Jews of old Isreal had a tradition about every 75 years when things got financially FUBAR - so they had THE YEAR OF JUBILEE!

All debts - public and private -- were forgiven. And a party was held. A JUBILEE!

Could we use an American JUBILEE!

A worldwide JUBILEE!

How would a  JUBILEE impact your family? Friends? Business? Our Nation? Our World.

I know what you're thinking...Birk, that's as insane as telling the Government you don't want any Social Security money and to write off the amount owed to you according to government calculations.

Hold the phone! I am a self-confessed FOOL and I'm willing to be seen as insane (or sane inside) - because if what's going on in the outside world is sane...well, "then it's time sing, "So long it's been good to know you but I got to be drifting along!"

TO SEE MANY OTHER VERSIONS OF THE LORD'S PRAYER GO TO: 

http://www.lords-prayer-words.com/lord_traditional_king_james.html

NOW...let's try The Lord's Prayer one more time!

 

A Message From Attila The Hun. A Blast From The Past! Head On A Stick!!

GOOGLE: Strictly Off The Record: My Faux Dinner With Former President and Cigar Afficiando Bill Clinton

OR: Go to the Archives: October 28, 2009

 

The Sequel Blog: The Saga Continues As The 12 Monkeys Wrestle With The Rapidly Swelling $15 Trillion Deficit Turd. Will They Save America By Thanksgiving??

Dear Pals,

Here's the date of  the pre-quel blog entitled: CAUTION THIS BLOG CONTAINS A BAD WORD:

September 28, 2008!!

Please GOOGLE IT.

I try to be helpful.

Now, here's the peek inside the closed doors where the 12 Monkeys have been very, very, very, very busy. WOW! That's four verys!

 

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Shhh...let's listen in.

 

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Monkey One: "PheeeYOU! This is one stinky $15-trillion pile of shit of an effen mess we made."

Money Two: "Don't say, 'SHIT'...call it a turd."

Monkey Three: "Nah...turd is no good. Call it a defecation."

Monkey Four: "Too close to deficit - we don't want people to think of that."

Monkey Five: "How about feces? A fetid Federal fiscal feces. Alliterative, but one step away from effen the American people."

Monkey Six: "I'll give you feces, Shithead! Why not blame it all on the Chinese and call it poo! As in Hu Flung Poo?"

Monkey Seven: "Poo! Very cute...why not make it poo-poo-doo-doo, you moron!"

Monkey Eight: "Wait a minute...didn't we have pu-pu platters here in Hawaii? That's it! EuREEKa! We can get the American people to eat this $15 trillion turd that we all created if we call it a "pu-pu platter'."

Monkey Nine: "I think that might work! Let's float a semantic trial balloon. Pump some bipartisan compromise hot air into that turd."

Monkey Ten: "Shit floats! Hell every plumber knows that. But will this turd fly high like a diamond in the sky."

Monkey Eleven: "Speaking of plumbers reminds me of Watergate, so be careful! Focus on preventing the the brain drain at Sallie Mae and Freddie Mac? Better give the lads there a silence is golden Brain Drano Bonus. We don't want any leaks coming out of there do we?"

Monkey Twelve: "Before we roll out this Deficit Reduction plan we'd better have a special Congressional exemption do-nut hole or Rabbit hole that we can jump through or down to cover our own assets. And just to be safe, let's sugar-coat the turd! Spray on some we-care-about-you Fedbreeze!

"Sprinkle on some eye-candy entitlement glitter, imbed some nutty victimization ideas, dust it with the powdered brown sugar of racial exploitation and top it off with FREE pile of you can't make it without us Dummie Bears. We've fooled 'em time and time before and we can fool 'em again."

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That's NOT how the Congressional Super Committee works. It's just a joke. Or is it? Come to think of it...Congress is a joke and so is The Super Committee who have our heroic and embattled President fighting on valiantly in the - OOOPS...Australia.

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Are the YELLOW bears the DumboRATS?

Are the BOLD bears the RepubliCONS?

What's the difference? 

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My sainted Irish Mother once said, "All politicians are crooks. Trust me I know."

That's why I became a Commonsensetarian.

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I still like 999 Herman Cain. I'm the Nein! Nein! Nein! (No! No! No! ) guy from 'Scrubby Dutch South     St. Louis!" All my 1106 blogs are posted. Please take time to read them all. It's a wild ride...let me know what YOU THINK.

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HERE'S MY IP PLAN TO HELP AMERICA - NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD MEN AND WOMEN TO COME TO THE AID OF THEIR COUNTRY. 
 
Please check out the last few days posts on The Birk Blog.
 
1) How many Americans will join me as I surrender and re-purpose the funds in
my Individual Social Security account??
 
This Social Security RePurposing Initiative
is 100% Birk Intellectual Property...
in all modesty, it's sheer genius!
 
2) Which NEW PC-Cereal did you like??
 
3) Is Now the time for all good men and
women to come to the aid of their country?
  
I hope you enjoyed today's Birk Blog:
 
12 Monkeys At Work On
The Big Stinking $15 Trillion Turd
- a look behind the scenes and inside
The Congressional Super Committee!
  
4) Will they save America by Thanksgiving?
 
5) Or will these Twelve Turkeys punt the yam down
the road.
 
Good Gravy!
Can they save us before the Battle For The Frisco Bell and the 104th kickoff of the Webster-Kirkwood Game!
 
If you live in AC-DC-PECer land inside the Bowelway tune in on WOBS!
 
Or keep your Cranberry and Blackberry handy for
the Lastest Breaking News, Wind and Hot Air 
from these dozen brave bipartisans wrestling with
the fate of America! in the Trifecta of tryptophane...
or turpentine...or whatever that stuff is in turkey meat
that puts you to sleep...while they "reach across
the aisle" and into your wallet to rob you blind.

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Nutrition Tip From Mama Obama.

Have a heaping bowl of Ma Holder's Hush Hush Mush!

Chew it over and over and over and over and over...never eat it fast and furiously.

Don't think for yourself. That's our job! Always listen to our inspiring President!

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TIP TWO:

Ma Holder's HUSH HUSH MUSH is a lot easier to swallow, if you wash it down with lots of ACORN-flavored Obama Juice - with even more of the mind-numbing ingrediaent, BS-4U!. 


Birk, Commonsensetarian and Citizen of the Republic  

PS: I wonder who else will authorize the President to issue an Executive Order to re-purpose the Social Security Funds in their account to decrease the CURRENT and future LIABILITY. Will the following fat cats do it? Why carry Spielberg's, DiNero's, Scorsese's, Oprah's. Jimmy Kimmel's, George Soros', Joy Behar's Michael Moore or Bill O'Reilly's, Tim Matthews, Sean Hannity's, Glen Beck's or Bombastic Bob Bechel's balances on the books - they don't need the money to retire.

Take the Liability off the books -  if millions did it we'd make a real impact NOW!

NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD MEN AND WOMEN TO COME TO THE AID OF THEIR COUNTRY.

I am I only one? Gee...we'll see.

New FDA Improved Cereals Endorsed By Obama Administration. Colon Blow Did Not Make The Cut! But Obama Blowszit Did! Wowie! Zowie! Uncle Howie!

Dear Pals,

What's for breakfast?

It's Ma Holder's Hush Hush Mush!  The WH-PC cereal that lies in the bowl sans Blackberry Truth Tweets.

READ THE BLOG FIRST: Then click the link below to see the full line up of NEW FDA-APPROVED Cereals.

http://birkblog.typepad.com/my_weblog/2009/06/obama-gets-toughfinally-and-takes-a-hard-line-againstcheerios-does-that-make-him-a-cereal-killer-can.html#tp

Personally I think the TOP NEW CEREAL will be Obama Blowszit  - It's a combination of bowel clearing fibber for the older members and zit cream-clearer upper for the pimply-assed younger members of the OCCUPY movement.

OBAMA BLOWSZIT will soon be out in the NEW-SUPER COMMITTEE - $2 Trillion Buck Size!

It will quicly de-OCCUPY your bowels in a thunderous evacuation as it simultaneously constipates economic activity thanks to the new secret ingredient ReguExlaxTax!

A powerful 3-in-1 combination of Regultions, Exlax and new Taxes...for more unproductive crap to do while America is "Fundamentally transformed" into a 3rd World Nation.

Please! Close the bathroom door and slide the latch to OCCUPIED!

Then tune in to feel the power of "The Progressive Movement" whenever our inspiring new President delivers yet another blow to the economy via a speech/lecture/scold to the lazy, soft American people, Tea Party, Republican racists, and other people -  who don't dig having their ill-gotten wealth redistributed to the truly needy people, who have been treated so unfairly here in the formerly great nation ONCE known as The United States of America...which is now know as The Community Organized Movement Masses In Excited States - C.O.M.M.I.E.S. for short.

I think the acronym C.O.M.M.I.E.S. and the idea living in the USSA might be too harsh and too hard a "sell," It might have a bad connotation to some.

As for me I prefer the term P.U.S.S.I.E.S. - Progressive United Socialist States Inspiring Extreme Sensitivity.

Awwwwwwwwwww...I think we may have a winner here.

Birk, Commonsensetarian and Citizen of the Republic.

PS: There is another way to go, people could become...T.O.M.M.I.E.S.- M.O.M.M.I.E.S.

But I can't tell you what that stands for yet.

Maybe you can figure it out on your own...think for yourself.

And don't take my word for anything.

Like Joe Biden sez..."I eat OBAMA BLOWSZIT moroning, noon and night."

You might say, "I'm full of it!"

 

 

 

The Real Energy Crisis Isn't In Coal, Oil, Natural Gas, Wind Or Atoms. The Real Energy Crisis Is The American People. We Have Too Many Takers And Not Enough Givers. So Birk Is Giving Up All The Money In My Social Security Account!

Dear Pals,

I have VOLUNTARILY RePurposed my the money that is in my Social Security Trust Account and have sent letters to my President asking him to immediately act and issue and Executive Order to make it happen NOW!

I don't want the money that was paid into in to my Social Secirity Account since I was a wee lad.

And, I won't need or accept the money because I'm not needy, dependent  or entitled to anything except life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. 

PLUS I will never ever retire.

The idea of being "retired" holds no appeal for me whatsoever.

I can always get a job saying, "Do you want paper or plastic, punk. Go ahead make my day."

I could be a terrific Funeral Home Greeter - I even wrote a blog about JOBS OF THE FUTURE.

I hope others will join me, if they don't need Social Security Checks because they are as rich as Michael Moore, Bill O'Reilly, Jon Stewart,Bill Maher - or just a regular schmoo like me who will NEVER retire and can scale back my life to help my country.

I think we need to lead our very confused youth by setting the example of sacrifice. God knows my parents sacrificed plenty for this former moron.

Otherwise rabble rousing fools will hijack their hearts, minds and souls.

Who will kick-in? c'mon Herman Cain, c'mon James Carville, c'mon Mitt Romney, c'mon Danny Glover...I've put my MOUTH where my MONEY WAS...c'mon join me Glenn Beck, step up for America David Axelrod and Rham Emmanuel, c'mon Sean Hannity, c'mon Cal Thomas, c'm on A-Rod and Albert Pujols, c'mon Penn and Teller! c'mon Alan Colmes and Bob Bechel, don't be cry babies...RePurpose your Social Security Account Funds...

Or sit down and shut up!

As Kurt Warner, Marshal Faulk and The St. Louis Rams used to say.

Let's Go To Work!

Birk, Commonsensetarian and Citizen Of The Republic

PS: Please don't tell me that there are NO JOBS.

There are plenty of jobs for those who are not afraid of 4-letter words like: HARD and WORK. I can show the OCCUPY gang where to find them if they can stop tweeting: LOL bernt up cop car hop two get TV tonite gota go shat in park now