THE RECIPE FOR BIRK’S LEGENDARY HOOSIER LASAGNA
The perfect dish of Manfood to serve at Super Bowl Parties, deer camps, duck hunts, stag parties, fraternity initiations and weddings in zip-code 63116 where Birk grew up in South St. Louis where men are real men and women are real happy about it.
EACH RECIPE BATCH SERVES EITHER: 2 U.S. Marines, 1 Navy Seal, 1/2 an SAS squad, any Delta Tau Delta Fraternity House or the entire female population of Smith, Vassar, Radcliffe and Conneticut College combined.
DO NOT DEVIATE FROM THIS RECIPE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH.
Step one: get a rectangular glass lasagna deep-casserole dish.
Step two: spray it with PAM...the kind of PAM with olive oil
Step three: place a layer of plain White Castle hamburgers on the bottom - buns and all
Step four: pour a fresh container or can of Steak 'n Shake chili over them (best fresh)
Step five: crush a large bag of jumbo-size Fritos with a rolling pin - but not too fine
Step six: put a layer of Frito's pieces on top of the chili
Step seven: now add a layer of White Castle Cheeseburgers – buns and all
Step eight: cover that with another layer of Steak 'n Shake chili
Step nine: add another layer of Fritos and fresh chopped onion (but, not minced),
green and yellow and red peppers (hickory-smoked real bacon broken into
Chicklet-size pieces is optional - but very highly recommended!!)
Step ten: top with KRAFT shredded cheddar cheese (no other cheese will melt and crisp as well)
Cover with aluminum foil and place in a pre-heated oven at 350 for 30 minutes.
Then remove aluminum foil for and additional 3-5 minutes to brown and lightly
crisp the cheese on top."
"Voila! You have Birk's Legendary Hoosier Lasagna!"
WARNING: Eat at your own risk and do not sleep in an enclosed room after consuming.
Make sure sleeping area is well-ventilated and do not strike a match under even the
direst circumstances, unless you have a death wish.
