THE NEXT GREAT FOLICLE FLICK IS ON THE WAY!
First there was HAIR! Later came HAIR SPRAY.
Now I'm writing a screenplay called GREASY HAIR BALL!
It's an all singing, all dancing cross between HAIR, CATS and GREASE.
It was shaping up to be PG-13 until I injected enough erotica and gratuitous sex in it to make Madonna blush! I also have a viral financing scheme to get consumers to cough up big wads of green to get it on the screen.
If you're a silky slinkly sexy cat kinda woman, contact me for an audition! The star is a very hip cat named Morris "The Marquis" DeClaude. This week I'm casting the role of Kitty Glitter, Morris' purry-not-in-a-hurry girlfriend.
I can see Long Lines at Litter Box Offices! I can hear the reviews now!
A CATastrophy of Epic Proportions!
5 Clumps For Purrfecti!
GREASY HAIR BALL will be on the Red Carpet!
It could be Sponsored by Fancy Feast, the new fun food for the unemployed!