Zzzzzzzzzzip! Okay Girls, Go Ahead And Yawn...I Promise That I Won't Be Offended. But, Whatever You Do, Please Don't Laugh! However, A Mattress Giant-Style "Oooh-Ahhh" Or An Occasional Round Of Applause For All The Boys Would Be Very Deeply Appreciated!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32205127/ns/health-sexual_health/

Dear Pals,

The short story at the link above explained so much to me. But, also raised so many questions.

I'll have to get a copy of this new "Sexpose" (America Unzipped, by Brian Alexander) to really find out what's up, what's in and out in sex.

What?

Oops!

Now I'm all red, blushed and flushed...but hey, that supposed to be good for the skin. No wonder I look so young...perpetual embarassment can do that!

Birk, Commonsensetarian and Citizen of the Republic

PS: In my next life, maybe I'll come back as "Hef" the lucky lab mouse.

Here's my opening line, "Hello, my Mousettes, it's me..."Hef, The Mattress Giant"...for cheddar or for wurst."

Oooh-Ahhh...Oooh-La-La...Oooh-La-Hahahahaha!