The Wise Buddha-hahahaha

Please Bury Michael Jackson Here In St. Louis! Create A Living Legacy To Benefit Musicians And Entertainers And Music For Schools Programs.

Dear Pals,

Michael Jackson's Mother has not as yet decided where to bury him.

My Pal the G-Man came up with this truly brilliant idea.

Invite his Mother to bury Michael Jackson here.

St. Louis is:

1. Centrally-located in the American Heartland.

2. St. Louis has a great African-American musical entertainment tradition from Scott Joplin, W. C. Handy, Josephine Baker, Ike and Tina Turner, Katherine Dunham, Chuck Berry and of course, Nellie!

3. Having Michael Jackson buried here would be a real tribute to St. Louis', East St. Louis' and indeed America's African-American musical heritage.

Mayor Slay...are you reading the blog today??

The City of St. Louis could construct a world class,audio-video-interactive Michael Jackson Memorial and Museum in Forest Park.

Imagine this, every visitor from across the world, who pays for admission, would know that 50% of the ticket price would go to support Music in the Schools programs and scholarships for talented young musicians and entertainers...we might even be able to establish an adjucnt Michael Jackson American Pop Music Academy here.

I'll bet Nellie would step up to be an instructor and "inspirer."

Whaddya think?

I think it's a cool idea and a win win win on many levels.

Birk, Commonsensetarian and Citizen Of The Republic

Here's The Absolutely Final Word On The Media Coverage Of The Media Coverage Covering The Coverage Surrounding The Coverage Of The Tragic And Untimely Death Of Michael Jackson The "King Of Pop."

Dear Pals,

The wall-to-wall 24/7 coverage of Michael Jackson's death and the subsequent celebrity coverage and reactions to the coverage of the coverage of the reactions to the news of his death's coverage and breaking news coverage about the updated news coverage and the coverage of the excessive media coverage and the subsequent coverage of the media's own coverage of its excessive coverage and follow-up coverage on the worldwide coverage of his death and the curious circumstances surrounding it was, well it was...in a word;

RIDCULOUS!

Birk, Commonsensetarian And Citizen Of The Republic

PS: Mercifully, we can now we can get back to the coverage of more important things.

What time does The Al Franken Show start?

What was that slimmest majority of Minnesota voters thinking?

I know Congress is already a joke...but, really folks...Al Franken.

Help me understand an electorate that votes for Jesse Ventura and Al Franken.

I'm confuddled and befused!

Maybe Lars and Ole had one too many "Stump Blowers" while ice-fishin' up there in the northwoods, by golly.